off the coast of argentina
where no man has ever travelled
is a dark uncharted island
where exists a tribe of women
and they're all beautiful and voluptuous hollywood starlets

and they wear revealing uniforms
and live inside a temple
where they have a fiery altar
and perform sacrifices
to their blonde seductive idol
and they pray for men for without them they will vanish

and they dance dance dance

but here's this one other problem
on an otherwise peaceful island
it's a horrifying monster
who doesn't have a face
that the girl cooked up in wardrobe
and keeps them in constant terror
he appears to need a virgin to appease him

then one day in the hidden cove
a navy boat drops anchor
filled with united states marines
and they invade the island
and shoot the awful creature
and they all live happily after to the bitter end

and they dance dance dance