I'm superior, you're inferior
I'm the big attraction you're the small
I'm the major one you're the minor one
I can beat you singing that's not all

Anything you can do I can do better
I can do anything better than you
No you can't yes I can
No you can't yes I can
No you can't yes I can yes I can
(Are we running over) (You're cheating)

Well anything you can be I can be greater (I don't think so)
Sooner or later I'm greater than you
(No you're not) Yes I am
(Nah, you're not) (Yes I am yes I am)

I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge
I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow
I can live on bread and cheese (and only that)
Yes (So can a rat)

Anything you can sing I can sing louder
I can sing anything louder than you
(No you can't) Yes I can
(No you can't) Yes I can
(No you can't) Yes I can yes I can, Enzio